The following is a conversation, in part, that took place in real life between me (Jen) and a guy we'll call OB.
OB: I had a great time meeting you the other day. I really like you and I hope you like me. I'm going to St. George this weekend and want you to come to meet my parents.
Jen: It was nice to meet you, too. I think it might be a little too soon to meet any family. I did just meet you two days ago. Why don't we continue to hang out, develop a friendship, and see where it goes from there.
OB: You're my girlfriend. I want my girlfriend to meet my parents.
Jen: I am not your girlfriend. We just met two days ago.
OB: We've been dating for 6 weeks. I want you to meet my parents. I also think you should take your profile off the dating site.
Jen: We just met two days ago. We have not been dating for 6 weeks. I am not meeting your parents.
Awkward silence.
OB (via text message): Thanks for wasting my time and toying with my emotions. I feel used. If you weren't ready to date, you shouldn't have been on that site.
Jen: nothing, absolutely nothing.
And this is why I'm still single. Because the only type of guys left even close to my age are complete crazy heads! Dating 6 weeks? Really? I just met you two days ago!
5 comments:
I still can't believe that happened. What a weirdo!!
truly!!!! what an odd duck!!!
oh didn't you know? you meet someone and you are supposed to marry them within a week? that is what i heard.... ; )
you are too good for the weirdos out there! i hope a non-weirdo comes into your life. you never know who will be around the corner...hopefully no more weirdos!
I'm with you Jen...you can't date your computer! :)
Well, in his defense, you had been chatting on-line for 6 weeks. ;) I am SO SORRY JEN!! I want to kick him in the face just cause he's ruined your future of on-line dating. I promise not all on-line guys are crazy. Some are just goofy...like Joe! :) That is a good story now though- you should've put ALL the details though- those make it so much more fun. :)
Hey now...I am single and close to your age. I am sorry that happened though. There are far more Crazies than there are Somewhat-Normals.
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