Act I
Place: Neighbors House
Actors: Me (Jen), 5-year-old Nick, 1-year-old baby Mattie
Scene: Changing Mattie’s diaper.
Nick: “Do you know how to change a diaper?”
Jen: “Yes, Nick, I do know how to change a diaper.”
Nick: “Do you have any kids?”
Jen: “No, I don’t have any kids.”
Nick: “Do you have a husband?”
Jen: “No, I don’t have a husband.”
Nick: “You need a man!”
Jen: “Yes, yes I do. Do you know any men for me?”
Place: Driving in the car
Actors: Me (Jen), 5-year-old nephew the CMan, 2-year-old-nephew Mr. Mster
Scene: Driver in the front seat, nephews in the back seat.
CMan: “Jen Jen, you’re not an adult.”
Jen: “I’m not CMan?”
CMan: “No, you’re not because you don’t have any kids.”
Jen: “So, you’re only an adult if you have kids?”
CMan: “Yes, adults have kids.”
Jen: “Is Uncle Kenny an adult? Because he doesn’t have any kids.”
CMan: “Yes, Jen Jen, Kenny is an adult.”
Jen: “But he doesn’t have any kids, CMan.”
CMan: “But he’s married. And when you’re married you’re an adult.”
Jen: “So, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids so I’ll be a kid forever?”
CMan: “Yup, that’s right.”
Jen: “Good to know.”
3 comments:
i love those conversations!!! i guess i'm not an adult either.
Out of the mouths of babes. I love Cman and Mr Mster and the 4 others I claim as my own as well. You never know what they will they say or do. They are all so smart.
I must not be an adult either. ha ha. That's cute!
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