Dear mom and dad,
Thanks for getting married and stuff. If you didn't get married, then the world wouldn't have been graced with my presence. Think how deprived this world would be without me. It's a good thing you two got together so the world could experience me. I mean, seriously, think how terrible it would be. Tragic. Seriously.
Love,
Me
P.S. I know I said you should have stopped having children after me. I'm glad you didn't listen to me, because without my younger siblings, your only grandchildren would be plants.
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We love you baby girl. We're sooooo
glad you were born.
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